Best of 2012: What Makes An Ad Person Exceptional?

Today we continue my pseudo-intellectual quest to avoid work by publishing my second selection among my 10 favorite posts of 2012. It's from February 13, 2012 and it's called "What Makes An Ad Person Exceptional?"

I went out to dinner the other night and got food poisoning.
Consequently, I spent the remainder of the night in a cold sweat
crawling between my bed and my bathroom.

Fortunately