The 7 Secrets Of Lazy-Ass Bums

Today at Ad Contrarian Worldwide Headquarters we continue to post our faves from 2013. Here's one from June.

I hate working.

I hate sitting in an
office. I hate going to meetings. I hate writing performance reviews. I
hate "nurturing" people. I hate listening to bullshit artists and
know-nothing loudmouths who dominate our business. Yet somehow I managed
to have a reasonably successful