Return Of The Friday Follies

Yeah, But He Read It Twice
A book entitled "Fire of Francis Xavier" was returned to the Fort Washington branch of the New York Public Library on Monday. It was 55 years overdue.

Trading Dollars For Pennies
Coca-Cola
received 910,000 votes for their online Super Bowl promotion. Sounds
like a great success until you calculate the cost -- 107,000,000 other
people had to sit through a pointless